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    As all luck would have it, she dragged me to the mall today. Despite my desperate attempts to escape, my resistance was futile -- as all resistance seems to be. She did find something I'll probably steal at least once from her wardrobe ... if I'm in the mood to wear a sweatshirt with faces on it. Candy apples with faces, that is.
    I'm so tired. I've been up all day exploring. I found a treasure map stuck to the bottom of my shoe on a gum wrapper. It's hard to see, since there's bits of chewed gum stuck to it, but I believe it will lead me to a magnificent treasure. Off to bed. Early to rise tomorrow. She will be gone, so I can use her bedroom as home base. I've got a secret ...
   
Pie. The man with the pie has the answers.     So, yes. I've got to go. I've got an itch like the Queen of France on my toe. *Gasp!* My toe is hot ... pick it! Stacia would love that! I think I'll go bug her. I have a sneaking suspicion someone is watching me. Perhaps it's the Nargles. Luna wasn't joking about those things. They're particularly pesky. Oh! I almost forgot ... don't forget to water Ickarus tomorrow. Ickarus is my pet venus fly trap. I feed him pepperoni and ants. He's neat. Stacia does not know about him. I'm keeping him under the porch in the backyard. Hah! She'll never know. Well, unless she reads this ... which she will.

    Pancakes ... toast ... blimey ... ghost!

p.s. My lucky button has gone missing. If you see it -- don't think it'll make you lucky. It looks kind of like ... a button. There, that should help.

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a_guy_on_fire
Jul. 28th, 2007 07:31 pm (UTC)
Stacia wrote a song? One I haven't heard of?
What is this Oonderpantis?
imagine_pine
Aug. 1st, 2007 03:14 pm (UTC)
oonderpantis
Oonderpantis sounds like a foreign person saying underpanties. It's not really a song, she just sings it sometimes when she's getting dressed. It's quite terrible actually.
Lyrics are as follows: "oonderpantis, oonderpantis, oonderpantis la la la. I love my oonderpants, they keeps me warm. I love my oonderpants, maybe more than de norm. oonderpantis, oonderpantis, oonderpantis la l a la."
geraldthemouse
Aug. 8th, 2007 03:20 am (UTC)
Pie is lovely.
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